she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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