wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
Randomize
