I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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