Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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