Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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