As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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