yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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