when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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