Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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