i don't like sucking hair
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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