I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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