Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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