STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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