Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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