i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He did a backflip because drugs
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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