Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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