talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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