as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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