it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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