i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
All the doctor said was why
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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