but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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