More tranny stories later!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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