try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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