You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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