I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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