Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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