Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Sober January is a disaster.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
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