btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
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Spinning.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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