we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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