This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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