You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I've blown a few things in my day
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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