Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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