I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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