i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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