Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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