YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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