I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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