Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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