You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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