sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I cannot find my penis.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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