How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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