i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
the day after is always just damage control
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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