I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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