listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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