"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
this will be a night to untag.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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