That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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