none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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