Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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