i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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