What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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