My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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