i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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