just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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