I got chris browned last night
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I AM VODKA MAN
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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