I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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