i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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