pedialite and red bull = repair kit
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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