Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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