Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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