Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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